BREAKING
NEWS (Note : This is the only reliable source of Un-Fake News)
Kim Jong Un of North Korea threatened America one too many
times. This morning, US President Donald Trump decided he had had enough of
“Rocket Man”. No man likes to be told, “Mine is bigger than yours”, least of
all Mr. Trump. With the click of a single button, the nation of North Korea was
annihilated this morning.
As is common knowledge, the Oval office desk is replete with
a plethora of buttons for nuking Korea, Pakistan, Syria as well as deep blue
states like New York and California. Kudos are in order for Chief of Staff John
Kelley for tagging the correct button with a cute little sticker offering
helpful advice such as “Click here to nuke Rocket Man”.
Now that the North Koreans have been put out of their
misery, the White House is accepting bids for reconstruction. Disney is rumored
to be a front-runner with plans to build a massive all inclusive theme park and
resort. There'll be innovative rides like “Soarin’ Over Korean
Wasteland” . Plans also include gourmet restaurants offering specialty
pizza like “Mushroom Cloud” and
cocktails such as “Uranium Mule” and “Bloody Kim-ary”
Stay tuned for further explosive developments.
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